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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out there was a security pin in the crotch of my jeans He said,did you pinch them? I said ,They are pinching me. He said,like your ass,anyway. I said,call yourself a professional?He said,I'm here to fix the computer. Where's the doctor? He's gone to court for sexual harrassment Can't he get that somewhere easier? Don't ask me,I'm asexual. A sexual what? No just asexual. That's  bad sign in a man. Well,I am 97 he said. Fancy you mending a computer .He said,I'm stealing it! ,

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