I've got tennis elbow in both of my feet.

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   I once used to love eating sweets
   I hated to chew up fat meat.
   My mother didn't mind.
   As she was so kind.
   Now I've got tennis elbow in both of my feet.
   
   
   I kept my own bedroom too neat.
   And I pressed all my clothes into pleats.
   The cat was quite wild..
   And I was only a child.
   I got tennis elbow in both of my feet.
   
   We used to eat oats and brown wheat.
   Digestion was such a fun feat!
   My sister was small..
   And then she grew tall.
   Yet I got tennis elbow in both of my feet
   
   At last I was due for a treat.
   I heard our cat give a loud bleat.
   A ram walked past our house,
   Wearing my blouse.
   I got tennis elbow in both of my feet.