Spot the cat
Source: Kathryn
Source: Kathryn
Source: Kathryn
So
The conversation
Good morning,Doctor.
What can I do for you?
What are you offering?
I can give flu jabs,tetanus jabs,take blood.
Can't we just talk?
Talk!I'm afraid that's not allowed nowadays.
But how will you know why I've come?
I'll be doing a Master's degree in probablity.
Seems simpler for me to tell you.
OK Carry on...
Well,I've got a pain in the ass.
Are you speaking metaphorically or literally?
Come again!
I mean, is it your bum or is it a situation that is stressing you?
I didn't know one could say "Bum" to a doctor.
You can say anything to me.
Anything!
Oh,for God's sake,what's wrong with you?
It's not me doctor,it's the government.
Well,I work for them.
Is that why you get so well paid?
Look here,I don't discuss my pay with you.
Sounds like Marie Antoinette!
What's she got to do with it?
She was totally ignorant of the plight of the common folk.
Do tell me your symptoms.
I get a very sharp pain when I sit down.
Let me have a look at you....why have you got a skewer in your trouser pocket?
So that's where it was!
No wonder you had a pain.But couldn't you have diagnosed yourself?
I couldn't see anything about sharp skewers on the NHS website.
So you knew it was a skewer?
Yes,...but I wasn't sure if I should pull it out myself.
You should never put sharp objects into your pockets.It's elementary.
OK I'll buy a handbag.
A hand bag!
Don't you know what that is?
They are for women.
Well,under the new legislation men have the same rights as women!
Look at the time....you've been here all morning.
Well,I felt like a chat and I live on my own and love on my own.
Why not join an online chat group?
My computer broke.
Oh,dear.
I poured some tea into it as it was running slow.
And what happened?
It's been dead ever since.
You do seem exceptionally gifted in stupidity.
Thank you so much doctor.I like to be exceptional in some way.
NEXT PLEASE
Oh,doctor,I feel so lonely...
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