God's not on a map

 

    I bought a brand new A to Z.

    I bought a map of Wales.

    I roamed around the whole day long

    Despite the snow and gales.

    I bought the Ordnance Survey too

    of all of the UK

    I looked at maps on Amazon

    and even on E Bay

    I studied charts of Greenland

    And Africa and France

    I talked to expert geographers

    Who looked at me askance.

    Borneo or Burma?

    Malaysia or Spain?

    Where does Father Brown say..

    I must read his books again

    But giving up, I came back home

    And lay down for a nap

    Suddenly it came to me!

    God's not on a map.