A cat sings for you

Emile is a talking cat who lives with Stan and Mary and features in many stories

Emile's garden

Source: Kathryn

Source: Kathryn

Emile's song

Fish,fish wonderful fish...

Nothing so tasty gets onto my dish.
I live on Whiskas and milk and cold tea.
They don't know I drink it to help me to pee.
Milk,milk,I love it well.
Mother's was best,but,oh,what the hell!
I drink it at night,to send me to sleep.
I feel so nervous when Stan's old sheep bleats.
I sleep with Stan and he's very kind.
I lean on his legs to help me unwind.
When he's got company,I stay outside.
I look through a mirror and blimey,I spied
Stan was cuddling a lady who was totally nude!
You would not believe the weird sights I have viewed.
He was quite naked but I'm used to that.
He has no bosom..............men are quite flat!
Mice,mice,mice are so nice!
Mince the left overs and serve with boiled rice!
Do you need puddings...we never do.
Some cats like chewing their master's old shoe!
Drink,drink let me imbibe

Nothing quite like it for aiding a Scribe!