We had the crime of our lives on holiday.We stole all the alcohol from the bar.
Did they not notice?
No,we shot the staff!
I don't believe it!Where did you say you went?
Iraq! Why not go yourself?
I'm unwilling to commit crimes I am moral
So,you just let your Government do it for you?
Touche
Funny, thought-provoking, gritty and most of all, dark.
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